If that was your dad, he is hot
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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