Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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