So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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