Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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