no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Randomize
