I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
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He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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