You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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