eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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