Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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