So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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