Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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