so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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