Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
well you can't waste a boner
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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