i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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