you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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