I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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