Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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