He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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