it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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