I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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