when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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