Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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