: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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