i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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