Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Sorry my hands just texted you
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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