ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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