For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
she told me i tasted like america
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Randomize
