Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
