I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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