Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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