I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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