i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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