i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Randomize
