Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize