it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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