8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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