my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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