Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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