The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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