Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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