My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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