Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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