Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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