DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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