your thong is hanging out like whoa
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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