He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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