How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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