i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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