Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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