eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
