i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
i believe in u and ur pee
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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