Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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