Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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