We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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