What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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