I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I got inside last night via doggy door
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
My feet surprised me
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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