I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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